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Zcash Surpasses Hyperliquid: Who Cares?

Blockchain related 2025-11-08 01:23 18 BlockchainResearcher

Alright, so Zcash is apparently "surging" and flipped Hyperliquid in market cap. Big whoop. Tell me something I don't already suspect is just another flash in the pan in crypto's Wild West. I mean, let's be real: does anyone outside the hardcore privacy crowd even remember Zcash exists half the time?

Privacy Coins: Still Niche, Still Sketchy?

This whole "reordering in the privacy-coin landscape" sounds like PR fluff. Zcash has "optional-privacy features." Okay, so you can use it like regular crypto, which defeats the entire purpose, right? It's like buying a sports car and driving it exclusively in the slow lane. What's the point?

And let's not pretend privacy coins don't have a certain... reputation. They're always linked to some dark web marketplace or money laundering scheme. I'm not saying Zcash is that, but the association is there, lurking in the background. Can't shake it.

Speaking of associations, I'm still trying to figure out why my internet provider is throttling my connection again. Is it too much to ask to stream a damn movie without buffering every five minutes? Offcourse, it probably has nothing to do with Zcash... or does it? Conspiracy theories, here I come.

Zcash Surpasses Hyperliquid: Who Cares?

The "Power Shift" That Probably Isn't

The article claims this is a "potential power shift." A power shift to what, exactly? A slightly bigger slice of a niche market filled with paranoid libertarians and people who just don't want their grandma knowing they bought a bunch of NFTs? I'm not convinced.

The fact that this "surge" is happening "despite broader market weakness" is supposed to be impressive? To me, it just screams pump-and-dump. Some whales decided to goose the price, and now everyone's acting like it's a sign of the crypto apocalypse. Zcash surpasses Hyperliquid in market capitalization

But hey, maybe I'm just being cynical. Maybe Zcash really is the future of finance. Maybe everyone will be using it to buy their morning coffee in a few years. I highly doubt it.

Who Cares? Nobody, That's Who.

So, Zcash had a good month. Good for them. The crypto world will have moved on to the next shiny object by next week anyway. Wake me up when it's actually relevant.

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